Morning Girly

☀️ The Morning Girl Club ☕️
By Guid Fromm

Not all girls are morning girls. But some of us? We wake up like it’s a whole thing.

We’re talking about the girls who set 4 alarms but only need one (maybe two). The ones who actually enjoy the quiet chaos of the AM, iced coffee in hand, scrolling TikTok while brushing their teeth. Yeah, those girls.

Here’s how to spot a Morning Girl in the wild:

She’s doing skincare at 7:12 AM

…with her hair in a messy bun that’s somehow still cute. She’s tapping on serums like she’s in a K-drama, whispering “glass skin” like a spell. Her bathroom mirror has tiny water spots. She doesn’t care. She’s vibing.

She’s romanticizing cereal

Is it just a bowl of Frosted Flakes? Yes. Is she eating it from a pink ceramic bowl with a tiny golden spoon she thrifted last summer? Also yes. The milk is ice cold. Lana Del Rey is playing. She’s main charactering her morning—and her cereal.

She’s checking the weather like it’s gossip

“Wait—75 degrees??” That’s not just small talk. That’s outfit math. She’s mentally rotating three skirts, two pairs of sneakers, and the one top that’s actually clean.

She needs iced coffee

Morning Girls don’t do mornings without iced coffee. Hot or cold weather, it doesn’t matter. If the caffeine isn’t hitting by 8:30, she’s in her villain era.

She has a morning playlist

You’ll catch her with headphones in, lipsyncing “Cool About It” by boygenius on the sidewalk like she’s in an indie film. Morning walk? Coffee run? Late to class? Doesn’t matter. There’s always a soundtrack.

She texts her bestie:

“morningggg☀️”
“tell me why i had a dream you married harry styles”
“also what should i wear help”

Morning girls don’t gatekeep their chaos. It’s all part of the charm.

So if you:

• have a dedicated “getting ready” water cup

• use lip gloss before mascara

• think mornings are a little bit fun...

Congratulations. You’re in the Morning Girl Club 💕
No motivation needed. Just vibes, breakfast, and the perfect messy ponytail.