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a.k.a. Lies We Still Believe on Purpose
Let’s not lie, We’ve all been brainwashed by ✨girl propaganda✨ at least once. Here’s the list. Read it and weep. Or giggle. Probably both.
💋 The “New Lip Gloss = New Life” Myth
You saw a shiny tube at Target and said “this will change everything.”
You were wrong. Your hair is now glued to your face. Again.
🛍️ “I NEED this random thing from TikTok”
No you don’t. But yes, you do. It's a mini blender shaped like a mushroom.
Is it practical? No. Is it pink? Yes. Into the cart it goes.
🎧 “If I wear headphones and stare out the window, I’m the main character”
Plot twist: You’re actually on a school bus next to someone eating Cheetos.
But go off, main character 🎭
💌 “They left me on delivered because they’re shy 😩”
No babe. They’re just not obsessed with you. But they SHOULD be.
🧖♀️ “This 10-step skincare routine will erase my entire personality”
You did it once, then went back to using whatever’s in your shower.
Slay.
🍂 “Fall is my season. I’m cozy, mysterious, that girl.”
You wore a scarf one (1) time and got a pumpkin spice latte.
And we support you for that.
📱 "Just gonna check my phone for 5 mins then sleep"
It's 2AM. You’re now in a 47-minute deep dive on slime tutorials from 2018.
No regrets.
Final thoughts?
We know it's propaganda.
We fall for it every time.
And honestly... we wouldn’t have it any other way
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