So you’re chill. Calm. Unbothered. Basically the human version of “it is what it is.”
Congrats—you might be a B-type personality. But fair warning: your whole vibe? Yeah, it could physically knock an A-type unconscious.
Here’s how your breezy lifestyle casually gives high-strung achievers a mental breakdown:
1. You show up “around 3” when the plan was for 2:00 sharp.
And you’re holding a smoothie. Zero shame. An A-type has already scheduled your funeral.
2. You say “I’ll figure it out later” like it’s a life motto.
To a B-type, spontaneity = freedom.
To an A-type, it = cardiac arrest.
3. Your planner? Oh, you mean your Notes app... maybe.
No color-coded calendars. No hourly breakdowns. You just vibe.
4. You think “good enough” is actually... good enough.
Perfection? That’s so last season.
5. You finish assignments at 11:58 PM.
Deadline? Met.
Stress level? Minimal.
Meanwhile, A-types have been editing theirs since Monday.
6. You take 3-hour naps and call it “self-care.”
It is. But A-types are somewhere calculating how many goals they could’ve achieved in that time.
7. Your “five-year plan” is literally just “be happy.”
Simple. Sweet. Totally chaotic to someone who made a PowerPoint about their future at 14.
8. You casually ghost stress.
A-type: “I need to talk this through, organize my thoughts, make a spreadsheet.”
You: “It’ll sort itself out.” 🧘
9. You wear mismatched socks and still look iconic.
An A-type might scream internally, but you? Fashion-forward and carefree.
10. You believe in slow mornings, soft schedules, and romanticizing life.
You’re not lazy—you’re living. And honestly, you’re kind of the blueprint.
B-types bring the calm, the chill, the go-with-the-flow vibes we all need sometimes. And sure, it might drive some people wild—but maybe that’s just their problem 💅.